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Sexiquette (this entry rated PG-13)

zemyna — 2007-08-28T01:08:37-05:00

Disclaimer: I read the terms of service for this site and am not quite sure if this crosses the line in terms of being obscene or vulgar, I hope not because while some of these are true stories this is meant to be in...

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Rain rain on my face

zemyna — 2007-08-24T10:08:50-05:00

Sorry I've not been around and have been a bad "friend." Two people I know died over the weekend, one was a girl I used to skate with (she was only 25 years old and was brutally murdered by someone else she knew), the...

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Want a child bride? Move to Arkansas while you still can!

zemyna — 2007-08-18T06:08:15-05:00

This is why it helps to proofread before signing things into law! An article in today's Chicago Sun-Times reports: ...

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Few random garden pictures

zemyna — 2007-08-16T11:08:02-05:00

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Two musical surveys

zemyna — 2007-08-13T08:08:21-05:00

Don't worry, I will get to the now-dubbed "Cheater Survey" shortly as well! Pick a band/musical artist and answer only using that band's song titles: I pick... The Handsome Family Are you male or female?: The

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This entry brought to you by summer's searing heat (a.k.a. "I could use a Doctor")

zemyna — 2007-08-12T01:08:03-05:00

How does the saying go? Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies... glow? Yeah, I'm glowing like a bloomin' firefly tonight!!! And not for the good reasons! lol I guess that wasn't exactly substantial. But I

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Oh, you guys are no fun! ;)

zemyna — 2007-08-08T11:08:27-05:00

No one even tried! Well, in case anyone's interested, here are the answers: 1. I have a bunch of flowers. All but two of them are roses, all but two of them are lilacs, and all but two of them are daisies. How many

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Riddle me this

zemyna — 2007-08-04T11:08:01-05:00

I went to the Art Institute with a friend on Tuesday, and to pass the time on the train, he gave me a bunch of riddles to solve. I've figured out all but one, and that one is going to bug me immensely. To let all of you...

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Spam rant

zemyna — 2007-07-30T03:07:14-05:00

I neither need nor want a Rolex replica. For me to "add inches to my member" or "increase my semen load" is physiologically impossible given that I am a female. No, I don't want to enlarge my breasts, either. I

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Banned at my wedding (If I ever get married, part 1)

zemyna — 2007-07-27T02:07:43-05:00

If I ever get married, I might come close to becoming the Anti-Bride: No David's Bridal, no diamond rings, no tulle, no chocolate fountain. And that attitude will surely be brought to the table when it's time to...

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